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Welcome back to Geeky Sunday, my weekly repost from the archives of my old blog, Geekystuff.co. This post was originally published on Geekystuff.co in December 2011.  (Why am I moving Geekystuff.co posts?)

10. Hit any user to continue.

9. Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!

8. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.

7. CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

6. Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC.

5. C: Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

4. Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

3. Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

2. The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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Welcome back to Geeky Sunday, my weekly repost from the archives of my old blog, Geekystuff.co. This post was originally published on Geekystuff.co in November 2011.  (Why am I moving Geekystuff.co posts?)

You’ve probably guessed i’m a sucker for a music video parody. I’ll admit that I spend a silly proportion of my free time searching Youtube for such videos. read more

Welcome back to Geeky Sunday, my weekly repost from the archives of my old blog, Geekystuff.co. This post was originally published on Geekystuff.co in November 2011.  (Why am I moving Geekystuff.co posts?)

Here’s a gospel inspired music video from RunawayBox on Youtube defending the role the ewoks played in the Original Star Wars trilogy. read more

Welcome back to Geeky Sunday, my weekly repost from the archives of my old blog, Geekystuff.co. This post was originally published on Geekystuff.co in November 2011.  (Why am I moving Geekystuff.co posts?)

Why computers are like men:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Why computers are like women:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. read more

Welcome back to Geeky Sunday, my weekly repost from the archives of my old blog, Geekystuff.co. This post was originally published on Geekystuff.co in November 2011.  (Why am I moving Geekystuff.co posts?)

According to a report in the New York Times, Google has a top secret lab somewhere in the San Francisco area where the brightest of the bright roboticist and electrical engineers work away on ideas which seem impossible. read more