Hi my name’s Mike & I’m sure you’ve guessed by now I’m the best man.
Can I first of all thank you all for coming. I know it means a lot to Matt & Nikki that their friends & family are here today to witness them getting married but more importantly witness me make a fool of myself with this speech.
Whatever happened to performing Oliver or some other nice musical or play at school. I know for a fact my mother would want to have words with my teacher if I was one of those kids.
She’d want to know what the fudge they were thinking.
Scary how similar the goals are, both amazing.
I’d say Maradona’s was the better goal purely because it was in World Cup Quarter final and the importance of the goal.
Glee has nothing on these guys. They sing, dance and look camp all at the same time.
It’s genius and made me laugh.
It all started in 1998. I was 21, pretty late really considering the first time I touched a mobile phone was in 1995.
That first touch, that first fumble it feels like it was yesterday. From that moment on I knew I needed one, I needed to feel connected.
